Why did the FBI agent yell “Micky Mouse”?
Because he meant to yell “Donald, duck” but he was new and he got confused. Damn, that’s lame. You’ll never guess where I first heard that joke though. Give up? It was at a memorial service for my wife’s cousin. Other interesting things I have heard at funerals. One person started their speech with “Statistics tell us that most of you would rather be in that box where John is than up here where I am”. Another said, of my father, that “everybody will tell you what a... Read more