Start the week with something to think about.
You can probably find a version of this somewhere online if you search, but this is how I remember it from when I read it some *cough* 30 years ago *cough*. Once there was a sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. All went well until one particularly cold night, and the poor sparrow fell to the ground almost dead with the cold. Fortunately, the sparrow fell into the gutter, where a passing horse dumped a pile of shit on the nearly frozen sparrow. As the shit ... Read more