Animals are stranger than (some) humans.
My niece told me that her cat keeps presenting her with mice, mostly dead but sometimes alive.
Many cats do this, but this one delivers them to her at approximately 6:30 AM while she is still in bed.
At least they're fresh, even the dead ones.
My niece has also told me I should use her preferred pronouns of They or Them.
I told her that using those pronouns meant she was schizophrenic.
I also said I wasn't P.C., to which she replied that it was polite, not P.C.
Next time I see her, I will tell her that my preferred personal pronouns are now My Lord or My Master.
At least they are still singular, not plurals, even if they are not strictly pronouns.
Regards,
Brent.
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